I'm not a believer in spam. I mean, yeah, maybe if you put it between really thick bread, you might successfully mask the taste. But I refuse to be spam, so if you don't want my stuff, click here.
Only a classy, success oriented person would want to read my rambling, uh, I mean, wonderful prose, on a regular basis, so congratulations!
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Bright yellow!!! Turn it down!!!!
(Oh, don't be a wimp, put on some sunglasses, or just squint.)
(I haven't really launched this yet, but I'm collecting money, er, names for later)
