You probably guessed that I like writing.... fiction, non-fiction, usually while exercising my funny bone.  So I put together a bunch of non-fiction short essays, and started assembling them in some kind of order.  I showed them to people and the most common response was, "Huh?!" usually followed by, "Man, you're weird, dude."   

But the Chicago Tribune liked some and so did some other places.  Here, take a peek:







Man-Stink
Guydumb, er, Guydom
Engine Lights
Raising the White Flag
Hand Shaking
Pet Stuff
Perspective
Pre Murder Syndrome


Metrosexuals 
Cleavage
Doghouse Digs
Cave Songs
A Penny Saved
Sex
Bathroom Privileges 
Contemporary Cavemen
Marv
Pills and Patches




Some, well, more like a lot of my articles have made it into Cynic Online Magazine, including ...get this ... both their "Best of 2005 and Best of 2006 issues, and now the "Best of 2007" issue.   Woo-hoo!!
 
Check them out here....
                    
 Obnoxious Driver Awards
'Roiding up the Nerd*** ('Best of 2005' issue)
Defending the Poo-Poo Head
The Burning of the Head ***  ('Best of 2006' issue!)
Tort Reform
The Wonderful Weasel   Jan 07
Liars  Feb 07  ('Best of 2007' issue!)

The Freedom to Poop  Oct 06
Air*   new Aug 07
Soft Rocks  * even newer Nov 07
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