You probably guessed that I like writing.... fiction, non-fiction, usually while exercising my funny bone. I put together a bunch of non-fiction short essays that were supposed to go into the Guy Page of the Chicago Tribune. But there was a contract issue - not with me, they couldn't break a contract with someone else - so only one happened and I started writing fiction.
But they are really funny, so I started assembling them in some kind of order. I showed them to people and the most common response was, "Huh?!" usually followed by, "Man, you're weird, dude."
Anyway, it was released onto Kindle in March 2010 and has been #1 in 'humor/parenting/relations' a couple times, spending a lot of time in the top 100. Here are the parts that were published in the Chicago Tribune or in Cynic Magazine (made three of their "Best Of" issues).
All of them, and way, way more are available on Kindle. (If you don't have Kindle, no sweat, you can download a free Kindle reader from their website and read on your PC).
** Also available in print! Woo-hoo! Click the black cover.
Chicago Tribune:
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yep, reserved ... do you hear me?