Not So Smart

Weird Sports Stuff You Probably Don't Care About.

This is a strange sequence of events that might only interest Indianapolis Colts fans, but I wanted to get it down on paper, so why not in my blog. I’m a Colts fan, an Orioles fan and went to Western Michigan University, so all of this resonates weirdly with me.    The Colts logo originally was a horse with a Colt’s football helmet.    In 1982, the Colts didn't win a game during the strike year.    Because they had the worst record in the league, the Colts drafted John Elway as the first

Wake Up, Dad

"Wake up, Dad."    Something stood on my chest.    I said something intelligent that sounded a lot like, *snort*     The thing on my chest bounced once, and I felt paws dig deeper into my chest.    "Wha ..."  I grabbed the two thin muscular legs that led to the paws jabbing into my torso, "Get off, Spanky."   Our goofy pit bull obediently pulled back and lay down next to me and put his head on my chest.     I squinted at the clock.     6:30    I turned the other way and started

MOONED

​Here's  a preview of my most recently completed manuscript!  ​ MOONED “Sit, roll over, beg.” Things you probably shouldn't say to a werewolf.       A large gathering of butterflies is called a kaleidoscope by those who care about that kind of thing.  The particular kaleidoscope fluttering across the Cahokian plains in Illinois under the silvery gaze of the early evening moon knew nothing of the land’s history. Ignoring the few flowers that braved the darkness with hopeful faces turned up to